Hailing from the hills of Mt. Washington, NH., SCISSORFIGHT has been churning the bowels of heavy rock fans since 1996. When they're not hunting boar with hand grenades on their wild game preserve near Mt. Washington, Ironlung and the boys can frequently be seen pounding away at a local shithole near you.

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TRACK LISTING: 01. American Cloven Hoof Blues 02. Supervirgin Vs. Death Machine 03. Helicopter Killing Cottonmouth 04. Fine Me 05. Chocura Mountain Woman 06. Moosilaukee Rot 07. 893 08. Build More Prisions 09. Mule Kick 10. Tempest of Skulls 11. Harvest of Horror 12. Joke 13. Planet of Ass 14. Mjolnir in the Valley of the Hags

SCISSORFIGHT - GUARANTEED KILL - 1996
Produced and Engineered by Ken Cmar

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Debut release from the sexiest band alive. Bowel-moving, ass-rumbling Deathrock at it's best. Features the now classic "Planet of Ass". This puppy got the band nominated for 3 awards at the 1997 Boston Music awards including "Best Indi Album", "Best Indi Song (Planet of Ass)" and "Outstanding Hardcore Band" (which they won). If you like your metal dirty and ugly with a fat groove, this is for you.

"While the Boston area has its own hardcore legacy, Scissorfight cannot so neatly be descriptively wrapped up because there is a lot going on within the quartet's 14 tracks besides hardcore. Scissorfight, also, lay claim on territory made popular by Clutch, Stompbox and even White Zombie by incorporating elements of each and every facet of its output. The music is essentially straight-forward, yet very meaty (not to be confused with the group's album cover art which features a piled tray of sausage and pig's feet) and bottom-heavy with plenty of thick and sludgy grooves."
- Metal Maniacs

TRACK LISTING: 01. Drunken Hangman 02. Human Head 03. The Gibbetted Captain Kidd 04. Scarecrow Season 05. Curse of the Returned Astronaut 06. Quantrill's Raiders 07. Infuriator 08. Lunatic Yankee Spectre 09. Stove by a Whale 10. Balls Deep 11. Kancamangus Mangler 12. Cramp 13. Scream of the Wendigo

SCISSORFIGHT - BALLS DEEP - 1998
Produced and Engineered by Ken Cmar

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No messin' around here, folks. The second release from Mount Washington, New Hampshire's bastard spawn. Works better than any laxative on the market today. Trust us.13 new tales from these demented souls with tunes ranging from stories of pirates and dismemberment to touching love ballads. Stay far away from this CD if you know what's good for you. This is not good for you.

TRACKING: 01. Granite State Destroyer 02. Ballad of Jacco Macacco 03. Injection Site 04. Billt Jack Attack 05. Lamprey River 06. Cycloptic Skull 07. Roman Boxing Glove 08. Gruesome Death of Edward Teach 09. Musk Ox 10. Mountain Man Boogie 11. Dead Thunderbird

SCISSORFIGHT "New Hampshire" CD $10.00 1999
Produced and engineered by Andrew Schnieder. Released on TORTUGA RECORDS.

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The sexiest band alive is BACK with their third full-length CD release. SCISSORFIGHT's twisted tales continue on "New Hampshire", the band's ode to their homestate. Tales of mountain men, musk ox and good ol' state pride permeate this lyrical journey into the "Live Free or Die" state. The band has rediscovered their straight-up rock roots with this release and they wear it proudly on their sleeve.

TRACKING: 1. Outmotherfucker the Man 2. Shewolf 3. Too Drunk To Fuck 4. Fuck 'em All 5. Drink Fight and Fuck 6. Lick and a Promise 7. Just Head

SCISSORFIGHT "Piscataqua" CD EP $8.00 2000
Produced by Sir Hog C. Fists and Craig Riggs, engineered by Craig Riggs.

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More mayhem from your favorite New Hampshire Mountainmen...This brand new EP features two Scissorfight originals, plus covers of tunes by the Dead Kennedys, GG Allin, the Dwarves, Areosmith, and the Nervous Eaters done in true Scissorfight fashion. Released on Tortuga Records.

TRACKING: 1. Acid For blood 2. New Hapshire's All Right If You Like Fighting 3. Rats U.S.A. 4. Yankee Coffin 5. The Most Dangerous Animal Is Me 6. Hazard to Navigation 7. Hammerdown 8. Blizzards, Buzzards, and Bastards 9. Mantrap 10. Death In The Wilderness 11. Candy Clark 12. Go Cave!

SCISSORFIGHT "Mantrapping For Sport and Profit" CD LP $12.00 2001
Produced by Andrew Schneider, Craig Riggs, and Scissorfight

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Listen To "Blizzards, Buzzards, and Bastards"
Upon the realization that ours is a nation of laws, quotas, and other such affronts to free will, man is faced with the bare facts that his homeland is not his own. It is a nation owned and operated by a faceless phalanx of corporate "benefactors," an imperialist colony caught in the throes of a bourgeoisie standard. In the wake of such cultural turpitude, Scissorfight rejects the tech and sows a new reality with yet another subversive tract on social upheaval, renegade chemistry and screaming green wilderness. Acid mountain rock.

Ironlung - vocals Octocock - guitars Jarvis - bass Kevin - drums.